MONDAY NIGHT LIVEBLOG!!
11:50 well there you go! Steelers win. Willie had a good game back in the second half there, and Byron looked great. Jason Campbell looks like that black dude from old episodes of ER. you see Tomlin give a Ric Flair whoooooo! at the end? that’s right. don’t like that big ben’s hurt though. I hope Leftwich got gas in his tank. Jesus, it smells like Buxy still got gas in his. Goodnight, Burgh Nation…listen to the podcast this week!
11:30 this thing happened to me once playing Madden 94…4th and inches, thought i was in. my brother shut the sega off before I could win though. James Farrior bats down the pass! mr. monday night is on fire. i bet he’s gonna pull a goalpost out and hit someone with it
11:15 Byron Leftwich looks like a skinny Fat Albert. Hey bernie, ain’t that what a wang piercing is called?
11:11 See? Since Santonio ain’t out smokin’ reefer in his car, he got the energy to do shit like jump into the end zone with a touchdown. When Buxy smokes pot hes too lazy to get up to pee - he just goes in a faygo bottle.
11:08 Leftwich reminds me of a young Tommy Maddox. Tommy gun!
10:52 It looked like Harrison was gonna pick up Townsend and carry him to the end zone at the end of the interception. He’d do it too cause Harrison is Mr. Monday Night. If this were spain he’d be senior lunes noche.
10:45 Randle El plays for the Redskins. I wanted to point that out cause he ain’t doin nothing in this game so you wouldn’t know he’s out there
10:31 Willie shoves it in there for a TD! THAT’S what I pay for cable to see Steelers do. Well, if I paid for cable. WHAT? JEFF REED MISSES? Man, it’s like they don’t want a drive to go off without a screwup.
10:27 Leftwich is in for Big Ben. that musta been a real good tug he got if he ain’t out yet. Wow! Even Willie looks like hes runnin better. I think I want one of them QB fanny pack hand warmers for Christmas
10:25 Buxy just ran out in the yard screaming after they showed the Guns N Roses commercial. He’s out there now in Umbros and a wifebeater clangin pots and pans together
10:10 Big Ben sneaks the ball in for a TD! Then they sent him off early to get a tug from one of them DC hookers That’s what they mean by “treatment”
10:00 YES! Blocked punts…10 points in the Burgh Fantasy League. Black and Gold celebrates by letting Ben get sacked again. does he owe the o line a gambling debt? my cousin Frank got roughed up by some guys after not paying out from a pool game at Players Billiards
9:46 NFL shop.com…what jag got Steeler Crocs? I call them fruit boots. PS…Jaws even sounds fat
9:40 constant sacks, pass interference the only way to get yards, crap running, am I watching someone play NFL Quarterback Club?
9:20 Mitch Berger looks like Lisa Turtle when she was hoppin around doin the Sprain at The Max. ain’t harley jane kozak from Necessary Roughness available?
9:08 bernie got his laptop on his lap here. i think it’s because he got a boner from the Geico caveman.
9:05 guys i know what’s happening - the skins and steelers switch uniforms for fun. Check the dong outline on Santana Moss. that’s definitely Santonio Holmes.
9:02 T. Rowe Price beats the lipper average. The only lipper average i need is skoal.
9:00 6-0. what the hell? i go to the pooper for a minute (okay 13) and i come back to a big ben sack and a crap score. I gotta get a tv in my bathroom like they got at Zookey’s.
8:48 I think Buxy accidentally put in an old blooper tape. One second while I get the game on.
8:45 3-0 Redskins
8:40 What the hell was that? Was a guy supposed to jump out of Reed’s leg to grab that?
hey everyone its herb i’M liveblogging this. bernie told me that word i hope it ain’t gay.
